How To Win A Woman's Heart: In Playboy Job
I have a new sexual fantasy, and this interview with a straight male escort is strikingly real. The old one only talked about doing it in a baby oil-filled kiddie pool. Doing it anywhere with Mark Wahlberg was the other old one. However, this new one requires... you won't believe it, but... a playboy magazine . I'm not unable to get a girlfriend. I mean, I'm a woman, Jesus Christ. I could easily step outside at any time of day and within five minutes find someone to poke me. However, in this fantasy, I want a professional and not some random schmuck. Somebody model-hot, who can say for sure what in blazes he's doing, to come over and do precisely exact thing I need, however long I need — and I need to do something playboy company . Try not to misunderstand me, under typical conditions I love the equal idea of sex. But everything in my fantasy is about ME. There will be no BJ, jackhammer, reverse cowgirl, acceptance of poor oral hygiene, or ball work at all. Also, I...